Whoa, Oh, Oh, Whoa! She’s the type of girl who scratches love on her arm She’ll try to lure you in with all her sugar and charm Her empty heart will tease your own Her melodies will make you moan She’s everything you want her to be Whoa, Oh, Oh, Whoa! She’s the type of girl who will drive you insane quick to point the finger, she’ll find someone else to blame. Her wings are heavy, she’ll never go far Her bloodshot eyes won’t make her a star She’s everything you want her to be Whoa, Oh, Oh, Whoa! He comes around every now and then He makes us hot, but then he leaves us again now he’s back, and here’s our revenge.. Whoa, Oh, Oh, Whoa! Whoa, Oh, Oh, Whoa! Whoa, Oh, Oh, Whoa! Whoa, Oh, Oh, Whoa! Whoa, Oh, Oh, Whoa!

((YOU ARE)) My mr. right for right now ((YOU ARE)) My toss around to wrap my arms around ((YOU ARE)) My rugged ragdoll, another notch in my belt ((YOU ARE)) My future ex My future ex Silly boy with your head on backwards ((You want it, you want it, you want it, you want it)) I'm not afraid to keep you on track cause ((ohhh)) You're my February crime but I just want to wine and dine ((Uh huh uh huh, uh huh uh huh)) Bet your mine so I'll play you too And then you call on mine CHORUS Take a lap and just leave me alone ((You want it, you want it, you want it, you want it)) Don't need you buzzing round my head no more ((ohhh)) You saw a lifetime but I can't see past the nighttime ((Uh huh uh huh, uh huh uh huh)) Six drinks in and you grabbed my hand But you never even stood a chance CHORUS --BRIDGE— CHORUS ((YOU ARE)) My mr. right for right now ((YOU ARE)) My toss around to wrap my arms around ((YOU ARE)) My rugged ragdoll, another notch in my belt ((YOU ARE)) My future ex And your time is up! YOU ARE, YOU ARE, YOU ARE, MY FUTURE EX!

Dear Jane, I saw you at the diner again today. You always know how I like my coffee. I like your hair that way, the way the curls lightly touch your neck. I want to take a curl, wrap it around my finger and take it home. Love, Me Dear Jane, You still haven’t answered me. I really want to be with you. It’s a beautiful day, let’s take advantage of it. I’ll be at your house at 3pm. Wear that dress I sent you, it’ll really show off those legs. Love, Me Why don’t you tell me who you are? I see you drive by in your beat up car. #9 in the box today. Don’t even know you, just go away. Dear Jane, Your car wasn’t at your house today, where were you? Your sheets were cool and soft and tasted just like I imagine your skin tastes. I laid in bed all night dreaming of us. PS—I took your cat. Love, Me Why don’t you tell me who you are? I see you drive by in your beat up car. 19 in the box today. Don’t even know you, just go away. Dear Jane, This is it, this is the day. There’s 28 for you. 28 tulips in a vase on a table, waiting for you. I’m waiting for you, I’ll be there, I’m yours, you’re mine. Forever. This is it. Love, Me Ha, Ha, Ha Why don’t you tell me who you are?
I see you drive by in your beat up car. 27 in the box today. Don’t even know you, just go away. Now I know just who you are. (Ha, Ha, Ha) GET OUT I’ll take my knife and stab out your heart. (Ha, Ha, Ha) GET OUT 28: the last letter today. Now you’re gone, I got my way. Get Out!

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So, tell me what you want, what you really really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So, tell me what you want, what you really really want. I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig, ah. If you want my future forget my past. If you wanna get with me better make it fast. Now don't go wastin’ my precious time. Get your act together, we could be just fine. I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So, tell me what you want, what you really really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So, tell me what you want, what you really really want. I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig, ah. If you wanna be my lover, You gotta get with my friends Make it last forever, Friendship never ends. If you wanna be my lover, You have got to give. Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is. What do you think about that? Now you know how I feel. Say you can handle my love. Are you for real (are you for real)? I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try. If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye. I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So, tell me what you want, what you really really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So, tell me what you want, what you really really want. I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig, ah. If you wanna be my lover, You gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends). Make it last forever, Friendship never ends. If you wanna be my lover, You have got to give. (You got to give.) Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is. So here's the story from A to Z. You wanna get with me? You gotta listen carefully. We got Mel on the drums bringin you the funk and slammin six strings, they call me Annie Yo It’s Jackknife spicin’ up your life Roxane’s the name, she slaps the bass Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down and wind it all around. If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends). Make it last forever, Friendship never ends. If you wanna be my lover, You have got to give. (You got to give.) Taking is too easy, that's the way it is. If you wanna be my lover, You gotta—, you gotta—, you gotta—, you gotta—, You gotta slam, slam, slam, slam. Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down and zigazig, ah. If you wanna be my lover.

I watched you fall, the other day I saw it all and I walked away Missed your cab, you were caught In the rain Don’t feel bad, I just love You in pain Broke a heel, down you went What a shame Kind of feels heaven-sent, You in pain OOOOOOOO Schadenfreude! You're in trouble, I'm in bliss Seeing you fumble, like this When you struggle, I just wish I was causing your anguish Infliction in, your position 'Cause when you lose, I always win Missed your cab, you were caught In the rain Don’t feel bad, I just love You in pain Broke a heel, down you went What a shame Kind of feels heaven-sent, You in pain All your pain You're in trouble, I'm in bliss Seeing you fumble, like this When you struggle, I just wish I was causing your anguish